My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
She's 97 now, and we don't know where she is.
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Why did the fish blush?