Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Because they never have any gas.
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What sport can waiters play really well?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why was the dog so popular?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?