Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What shape is bad at driving?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Where does money love to go shopping?