My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What do you call a famous turtle?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?