Why did the peach buy deodorant?
To freshen up its pits.
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What's the smelliest part of a football field?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Why did the echo get detention?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What's black and white and red all over?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Which relative loves rice?