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What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
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Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why do cows wear bells?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Why was the fish so smart?
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What did autumn say to summer?