Why do pigs tell jokes?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What's the politest month?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?