What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Kung Fu Manchu.
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What car does Yoda® drive?