What happens when grass goes out of town?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What car always breaks the rules?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Did you know about April 1st?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What nationality are most fish?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Who is the fastest reindeer?