Where do cows go on vacation?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What country has the most fish?
Which bug is related to you?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?