What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What do fish do at parades?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?