What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
The letter "E".
What's the opposite of irony?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What do you call two birds in love?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What shape has a knighthood?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?