What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Pencil-vania.
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Why is winter considered holy?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What shape has a knighthood?