Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Because she was able to keep all her duck students in a row!
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What do you call siblings who love math?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
How can you farm during the winter?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
