Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?