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Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Why was the cow afraid?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What shape is bad at driving?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?