What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Hello. Hello. Hello.
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What does a panda ghost say?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?