What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What do you call a tired tree?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?