What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What dog wears contact lenses?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Which dogs love to study science?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
How do chickens leave the highway?