How do chickens leave the highway?
They take the first eggs-it.
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
How does a penguin build its house?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Why was the bee sad?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Why did the frog have a long face?