What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?