What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?