My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
But I will wait until tomorrow to start.
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Which insect is the smartest?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What's the holiest insect?
Which state has the best streets?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
How do you wash a lamb?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Which famous author is also a ruler?