What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Which animals make the best football players?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What type of birds stay together forever?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?