Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
She stole his heart.
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What's the world's weakest animal?