What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Why was the math book sad?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What's black and white and red all over?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?