Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Because they were always in school.
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What's the scariest letter?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?