What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What are you studying in math?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
How do you make antifreeze?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What do you call an exploding monkey?