What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
No, call me Dad.
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What game do bats excel at?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?