My friend David had his ID stolen.
He's just Dav now.
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Why do rhinos charge?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What shape has a knighthood?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Why do fish live in salt water?