What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Why was the dog overweight?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?