What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
The hot dogs were pretty bad, but it was the brats that were the wurst.
Someone stole my mood ring!
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What kind of water does an angel like?
How do you make a cow float?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
How long do chickens work?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What goes zzub, zzub?