Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Students give them apples on the first day of school!
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Why do kids love theater classes?
Why do rhinos charge?
How do bees get to school?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What should your husband name his internet connection?