How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Where would you put an injured insect?
How do amoebas make calls?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?