What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What's the opposite of irony?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Why was the mime upset?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What do minions always put in their salads?
How does a cow do math?