Why do magicians score well in exams?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What do you call a dog in space?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?