Why are farmers so laid-back?
Where do surfers go to school?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Why does the orange always lose in races?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What do you call a pig thief?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?