Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
They're always in school.
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Where do birds go to drink?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?