What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Some poor horse is walking around town in his socks
What car does Yoda® drive?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
How can you make 7 even?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?