What is a sheep's favorite game?
Baa-dminton!
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
Which cats love to be petted?
Where do hamsters come from?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What do fish do at parades?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?