Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What's a cat's favorite snack?