Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Because they're as thick as thieves!
Where do birds go to drink?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?