Why don't ostriches fly ?
Plane tickets are so expensive.
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
How do billboards talk?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
How are teens like cats?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
How does the moon cut her hair?
How does a penguin build its house?
How do you talk to a giant?