What is the quickest button on a radio?
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What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What do you call an old snowman?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What do British people and golfers have in common?