Why are goats so funny?
How do you drive a man crazy?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What insect runs away from everything?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Which fly makes films?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?