What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What words make the best athletes?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?