What day never takes itself seriously?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?