Why did the tree go to the dentist?
To get a root canal.
Why are fish such good architects?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What is a table you can eat?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?