What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
An oranga-tan.
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Which relative loves rice?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Why was the bunny upset?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
How do you make antifreeze?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
How do snowmen get information?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?