Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Where are average things manufactured?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?